Total Medals Earned: 669 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,895 Points
Medals Earned: 11/32 (110/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (140/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Beat story mode.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/285 points)
Press A to view your inventory
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/235 points)
Retrieve the tape from Felicity.
Defeat Clemons first time without using team mates. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Hydra first time without dealing over 2000 damage during fight. Challenging or Heroic difficulty.
Defeat Captain Hunt without any training fights and without repeating any defeated bosses. Heroic difficulty.
Defeat the Corruptor in Zone 7.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
